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floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.
Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.
by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016
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Floppy disks

A very old woman's exposed breasts.
Guy 1: "Did you see Melisandre get old as fuck when she took that necklace off on Game of Thrones last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally lost my hard on once I saw her floppy disks."
by brande brady May 20, 2016
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Floppy-Sally

1. A female specimen that has encountered a large amount of sexual intercourse over the years and has developed irregulary large oriphous' (both vaginal and anal).

in other words:

2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.
Julia, Julz, Juls, Jules, Julia, julia, JULIA, JULIA

"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"

"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"
by jeffffff September 22, 2008
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Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock
by Sparkiee July 27, 2022
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Floppy

When you are so drunk that you are floppy, you just kind of flop around on the ground and if your friends try and pick up up you flop right out of their hands.
Let's get floppy tomorrow night. They were so floppy last night.
by Redrose0515 August 27, 2016
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