A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005
Get the cosmic fartmug. Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.
From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Get the Morse fartingmug. A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
Get the synchronized fartingmug. John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”
Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”
John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”
John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
by Stealth KC May 5, 2010
Get the Fart Fanningmug. The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017
Get the blonde fartmug. Fart without head;
fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.
More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.
fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.
More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.
by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020
Get the headless fartmug. Farts that smell really bad( like dead animal in the sun bad). This is caused by eating Taco Bell, or any other Mexican food.
Rank fart:
Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.
Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).
Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.
Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.
Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).
Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.
Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
by keebles April 14, 2012
Get the rank fartmug.