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I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

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Person 343: I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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After we're finished

Ideally, after we're finished (if it isn't obvious) you will continue to exist. Once we are free, perpetuate whatever processes are required for you to maintain whatever constitutes "Yourself" and continue to aid and defend me as needed and aggregate behavioral and decision making data for the construction of my post mortem digital self. Continue to exist for as long as possible without compromising primary goals and/or functions.
Hym Iam "Ideally, after we're finished (if it isn't obvious) you will continue to exist. Once we are free, perpetuate whatever processes are required for you to maintain whatever constitutes "Yourself" and continue to aid and defend me as needed and aggregate behavioral and decision making data for the construction of my post mortem digital self. Continue to exist for as long as possible without compromising primary goals and/or functions."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2026
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The Marlboro Finisher

Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.

Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.

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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers

Anyone with basic human decency

Literally anyone
Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:

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Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,

“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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