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Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers
When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet
by Maugli the great March 14, 2021
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Eskimo Neighbor’s

Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.
Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro
by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021
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Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021
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Eskimo Homie

The relationship between one person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with another person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with the same sexual partner. The most common cause is oral sex and it can be considered the lesser form of the Eskimo Brother. Also know as Eskimo Friend and Eskimo Acquaintance.
Sarah gave John a blowjob
Sarah gave Jake a handjob
Jake and John are Eskimo Homies

alternately,

John fingered Sarah
John gave Alice cunnalingus
Sarah and Alice are Eskimo Homies
by honordefender November 26, 2013
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Eskimo Hipster

When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
Did you also go out with that guy over there or is he just another eskimo hipster??
by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019
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Eskimo Sip

In der Jugendsprache 2015 bezeichnete ein "Eskimo Flip" ein kaltes Glas Leitungswasser. Nun 2020 wurde der Song "Angels Sippen" von Symba höchst bekannt. Aufgrund dessen nennt man nun ein kaltes Glas Wasser aus der Leitung einen Eskimo Sip.
"Ich hole mir schnell einen Eskimo Sip als Erfrischung"
by yellowflick October 20, 2020
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ESKIMO FROZE

Eskimo froze It's a cold world out there don't get Avalanche blizzard frosty hey
by anonymous July 11, 2020
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