Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia
Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder
by Orangeaid July 13, 2020
The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.
Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder
Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder
Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live
by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023
by AlabamaBaby April 02, 2022
by yourmomisnotgay February 15, 2022
When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
by dildo777 October 18, 2023
1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)
by FreemDeem November 19, 2009
A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to
by ImAFluidSexual April 02, 2021