David

He has a little dick
David in a funny kid that tries to grab people dicks when he should be grabbing his own srimp his baby girl jazel doesn’t like the way how he been acting since 2017 and now where in 2018 in 8th grade
by Danny Ronald November 07, 2018
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A very sexy and good looking guy. He gets all of the girls and has a big pp. He is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth. If you are a girl than you should go get with him now.
David you are the most awesome guy ever.
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by JonasF October 04, 2019
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David is a fooken bitch, he is stubborn AF.. He makes everything complicated and is a lazy ass.. Davids are usually not fat but sometimes skinny far.. David is a fooken cunt. David.

Is a fooken bitch
Hi david!
Hi of the highness of helloness of highness, i don't wanna do shit and go anywhere.
Okay!
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A david is one of the worst people you can meet. They are typically found around alleyways dealing drugs to any person who passes him with money. كما أنه يفضل الجماع مع الأطفال
Mom: “His name is David!?! I don’t want you hanging around him.”
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David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant
"Ew, is that a David??"
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Ahh a David is just so... words could never explain this incredible human being. He is so sweet and considerate to others. He puts everyone before himself which makes him so special. He is so loyal. His eyes you could stare at them forever,well at least I did. They have such a beautiful essence to them its breathtaking. He is the most hardworking guy I know. Once hes passionate ab something he is so devoted and committed to it,just how he is with his girl. He'll make you feel so special,wanted,beautiful,and loved. He makes you feel like...like...home. He makes you feel safe too. Having him in your life is a true blessing. He'll put himself in pain just so that you are ok and happy. Love him with all your heart i promise you,you wont regret it.
David well lets just say shrimp
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