Dog

Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.

That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.

by BeesWhomstMine June 12, 2018

Dog

A six legged reptile that lives in salt water

This mad dog is going to eat meee!

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

Dog

Don't you dare say it guys, don't say it. Shit I have to do it then...

What da dog doin?

Joe: *sees Instagram post with a dog and is then wondering what the dog is doing*
Also joe: *comments on the post* "what da dog doin?"

by Torna bock July 3, 2021

dog

yummy

i eat dog

by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Dog

a common household pet that is usually really cute and varies in size. Some can be very annoying but they are overall extremely fabulous.

I have a type of dog called a husky and I named it Peter.

by DallytheDuck January 2, 2020

Dog

Hoe, slut, thirsty,

Hey girl look it him,
Oh my god! James?

Yes!

Eww don't he's a dog

by Boii1998 November 25, 2016