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dj bos

literaly dust bucket, he skates and all of arabia is covered in sand. the sheer amount of negative bitches he gets is insane. men like him bc hes yuck at laccs
by BigDaddymotherfuckermommymilk October 25, 2022
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DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
by dr evil. April 24, 2011
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DJ KCD

Musician, Producer, DeeJay from the 716. Creater of the "Are Your Batteries Dying In Your Boombox" mixes as well as the "WPOP" series. Owner of the "KCD Enterprises" Record Label.
DJ KCD mixes the best!
by DJ KCD February 6, 2013
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DJ-Dazzled

a homosexual man that plays mw2 while stroking his dog and drinking cans.
I saw DJ-Dazzled yesterday
by safffds July 15, 2010
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DJ Pongck

Pongck but hes a suffering DJ.
Guy 1: Hey look its a sad sack of shit.
Guy 2: oh that must be DJ Pongck
by Pongck July 16, 2021
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The DJ Demon

The guy that you probably don't know and don't care about
Person 1: Who's The DJ Demon?

Person 2: I don't know and I don't care
by The DJ Demon May 21, 2022
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TV DJ

Much like a radio DJ a TV DJ does not actually select songs or jockey disks but fills the time between shows with random ramblings intended to engage the listener. Not to be confused by the more traditional announcer who simply informs the watcher of the following program.

The prime example of a TV DJ is the dude on C4 that reads out a random haiku before the Simpsons. There was also the hilarious spat of mispronouncing the show, possible to gauge if anyone was actually listening to them. Examples are as follows:
"The trimpsons"
"The Grimsons"
"Double Dimpsons"
"Crimpsons"
"The Flintstones"
"The Cheese & Onions"
Clearly by the end they had totally given up, or not understood the concept of cockney rhyming slang.
"I wish I knew what this TV DJ looked like so I could arrange for a piano to conveniently fall on his head."
"This TV DJ is inane."
by blueicecream47 June 28, 2013
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