Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

Betty Crock

A phrase used for confirmation. Commonly used by the gang "OGMasterKush" better known as OGMK.

Ben: You got the weed?
Bob: Betty Crock.

by Bobby OGMasterkush October 17, 2018

A crock’a shit

You go into someone’s home while they’re away shit in their crock pot, turn it on low and leave.

Remember that asshole down the street, yeah well now he’s got a crock’a shit to deal with.

by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020

Baby Croc

The Baby Crocs are an army. You should fear them.
The Baby Crocs are a society. They love.
The Baby Crocs are fiends. You should care for them.

The Baby Crocs, they be rollin.

by Hootis July 30, 2020

Simon Crocetta

says they will play games with you and your friends. but doesnt. stays in discord voice chat.

Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.

Friend 2: was a simon crocetta

by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021

National Croc Day

January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!

“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”

by sandmachine January 27, 2022