Crime

The acts of being nice and doing what a great citizen should!

"Hey, comrade, I just committed a crime!"
"Well done, comrade! You get free breadstick!"

by StalaniumTheGreatDictator! July 27, 2021

War Crimes

Crimes committed during a war/Crimes that caused a war, and definitely not what I committed on 09/14/2024 at 11:42 pm

bro did you just commit war crimes

dawg don't blow my cover

by md55.offical January 16, 2025

big crime

so you know how tubbo is the big law? well i propose an idea. tommy is the big crime.
at around 11 and a half minutes on tommyinnit's video "i met wilbur soot in real life," he calls himself the "dirty crime boy," before getting slapped by wilbur. he also has committed many atrocities in the dream smp story.
so boom. that's my idea.

guy 1: damn tommy is such a big crime
guy 2: yeah, have you seen how he acts in the smp?

by mochachii April 13, 2021

Hate Crime

that thing you do to the Dunkin Donuts cashier when they remove the seasonal donuts a week before they are fucking supposed to.

I just want fucking donut, don't make me commit a Hate Crime again.

by bigwillydanielson November 15, 2022

Toms Crime

a epic person. super swaggy and poggers. very very cool, just like xCatverse

yo! you are really epic! you are just like Toms Crime!!!

by Frog Lady ig March 20, 2021

Be Mad, Do Crime

A saying based on the original “Be Gay Do Crime.” The slogan “Be gay, Do crime” is an anti-capitalistic and anti-authoritarian statement, implying that crime and incivility may be necessary to earn equal rights given the criminalization of homosexuality around the world. "Be mad, Do crime" speaks to how being a mad person is inherently criminal therefore all things you do that relate to your madness are crimes. The statement is intended to speak out against the sanist notions our society has toward non-normative states of consciousness.

Live unapologetically, be mad, do crime.

by MVm\M April 25, 2022

Class A crime

What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"

Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???

by QuacksO January 15, 2020