Creeper Funky

A new phrase created by Chad.

"But you also have a tendency to get creeper funky, so tonight better watch out.

by Scared..... January 9, 2011

Dog Creeper

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.

My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.

by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012

Meat Creeper

A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.

Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.

Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?

Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.

Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!

by shakerrr March 19, 2011

Creeper Pasta

1. One of the many Minecraft parodies of Pewdiepie's "Bitch Lasagna"

2. An insult towards a cowardly fighter

1. That creeper pasta was a parody of a parody
2. Just fight him, Don't be a creeper pasta

by TheSerperiorMaster August 27, 2020

street creeper

Masher,stalker,villian,criminal,
Someone with the intention to do wrong

I noticed street creepers
Outside hanging out on the street corner.

by rafael e Reyes August 31, 2017

creeper hit

a hit of marijuana, followed by a shot of hard liqour before exhaling.

Lay low it's a creeper hit.

by Richard Nichols September 4, 2006

I'm a creeper

minecraft's grim reaper

I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grim Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers

Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock

by doctor apricot May 26, 2021