Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
Get the thick creamy semenmug. A humiliation kink sex act, where a rubber glove is used as a prophylactic, after which it is pulled over the woman’s head so when she exhales out of her nostrils the glove inflates to look like a chickens crest.
“Mate last nights Tinder date was wild, we did The Creamy Chicken and the glove exploded. The room looked like the inside of a shampoo bottle”
by Jordy Luke January 27, 2024
Get the The Creamy Chickenmug. by Capt Beyke July 18, 2023
Get the Creamy Grailmug. by Gay earl October 20, 2021
Get the Creamy hornmug. by Willy Fisterbutt March 7, 2025
Get the Creamy Diablomug. A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.
And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.
And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.
Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend
Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.
Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!
Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.
Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.
Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!
Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023
Get the Creamy Cupcakemug. 