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sitting on a couch

It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:

Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"

Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"

Example 2:

Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???

Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."

Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
by icecoldmasta January 2, 2009
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Couch Potato

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.
by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020
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couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
by confusedalien August 4, 2020
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couch queen

A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.
I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.
by Xantipe September 1, 2020
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Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time
"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."
by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012
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couch chin

Person who spends too much time licking a female's private parts that he/she gets no work done and is consequently failing at work/school. The person doing this would have their chin on the couch.
"That guy is always failing his courses because he spends all of his time licking box. He's a couch chin."
by ioscott February 20, 2009
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couch safety

Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).
"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"

"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
by SirMarmASir October 10, 2012
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