costano

caucasion term for a spanish dish "tostones". Often used by blonde supervisors at discount carriers. Harden after 4 hours.

I love your costano's adrian.

These costano's nearly broke all my teeth after i ate them.

by papo2499 February 28, 2007

cottage jumping

where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.

and do.. yeah.

and then do the same thing the next day.

yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.

by whootwhoot123 December 4, 2010

Contagious Profile Picture Trend

Also known as CPPT, it is a trend when you see one brave friend who decides to change his/her facebook profile picture, so you change your profile picture and eventually about 20 or more friends have all changed their picture because it's contagious.

This trend goes in waves because it's contagious.

One can wonder how contagious this trend is and if the trend really ever ends?

Friend 1 changed their profile picture.
...1 hour later
Friend 1 and five other friends changed their profile picture.

Friend 2: Looks like my friends are going through the contagious profile picture trend.

by Freakin Bob!! March 14, 2011

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.

Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.

by Bunghole MASTA April 25, 2014

Costanza

An animal (or human) who lays around lazily in doorways exposing their tender under-belly to the world.

PERSON 1: Where is Tiger?
PERSON 2: He is in the dining room, sprawled out like Costanza blocking the hallway.
PERSON 3: Really? He is so funny. Why does he always lay in the middle of the walking path?!
PERSON 1: He is so weird...

by CurlySueVegas February 24, 2015

costalking

The act of someone who uses or friends with an ex that helps you creep on social media

My brother has been costalking my ex for years now

by Blue stripe black sheep October 11, 2015