contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.

I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.

by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018

certa

A Certa is a girl who is thicccc asf she is a boy magnet she gets asked out a lot but she can’t find a boyfriend she also has the same name as a mattress most of her guy friends have feelings for her but won’t say it but she has a bubbly personality and she is a great friend you don’t want to lose once you are apart from her for more then a day you will miss her a lot but she is loyal and loving.

Dang I want my name to be Certa.

by Burntchickennuggets November 10, 2019

Certa

She/he is a wonderful beautiful person and try’s her best to help people without thinking about herself she will be there for you no matter what she’s humble kind hearted and just overall amazing

Certa is so kind

by Kxyla45780 June 2, 2020

Textual Contact

The only form of contact you have with ex hooks ups, normally as a result of 1 too many beers

So Em have you heard from Tim lately?...... na, it's been 3 weeks and 2 days since we had any form of 'textual contact'

by emsylou80 November 15, 2009

Full Contact Golf

Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)

"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."

by 5K337LORD August 5, 2012

canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022