cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

sewer coon

A girl so disgusting you wouldn't touch her with a 30 foot pole for fear of getting mange or rabies.

Downtown was beat last night. After 1am it was just sewer coons and we had to get the hell out of there.

by Bassman12748 May 20, 2017

alessandra coons

The sexiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! All boys fall in love with her . She is the coolest friend you could ask for!

I love her she is... Alessandra Coons

by Isabella vestbie February 23, 2017

Coon Fisher

Your friend, but he happens to be a major fuck face. You are sometimes embarrassed to be associated with him, but you love the guy regardless of his fuck facery.

Holy fuck boys, I was out with Shane the other night and he was such a god damn Coon Fisher that I had to make an excuse to go home. Fuckin love the guy though.

by cap'nsparks January 7, 2018

coon magoogin

A coon magoogin is a wacky goofy ahh goober moment that is typically known for casual cross flaming

Colton stop being such a coon magoogin

by Sir Heft July 14, 2022

Batt Coon

A batt coon is a very cute dog also known as a Jug half Pug and half Jack Russel Terrier .

Aweeh look at that jug upside down he looks like a bat and a ratcoon. Batt Coon

by ;kljasfk;sdanco;iweolianf; January 6, 2010

Coon cuddler

A female not of the African race, who enjoys being intimate with people whom are from Africa or descendent and have black skin.

Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018