Cromicus

Cromicus, or The Cromicus, is the new trilogy films by Alan Smithee and P.L. Hackenmberg. The story is about two stoners, Mike & Josh, who God tells them they have to save the world from an alien invasion. Filled with excitment, funny jokes, and musical parts.
So now, to the definition; Cromicus: relative to the movie.

Yo´ man, that shit is so Cromicus.
He pulled a Cromicus in front of those teachers and got busted.

by Dugan Prif August 31, 2008

Cosmic Forklift

(N) Cos-mic For-k-lif-t

A dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.

Consignment: Ay 1010101011011 did you play COD4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat Cosmic Forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well fuck that.

by 1010101011011 May 17, 2010

cosmic food

me.

i am cosmic food. mmm... cosmic food... screw u alex...

by cosmic fool September 7, 2003

Cosmic Sweater

you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.

i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.

nice man.

by xxBootykIlla94xx June 30, 2011

Cosmic Cowboy

a cowboy, in space. like a mixture of Buzz Lightyear and Woody.

"I named my dog 'dexter the cosmic cowboy' because he's that rad."

by originalsampire December 22, 2008

cosmic call

a message, signal, beam or whatever sent by earthlings to extraterrestrials or aliens who may be living an umpteenth number of light years away, informing them of the presence of Planet Earth and its inhabitants in the Universe.

Scientists have sent several cosmic calls to space in the hope that they will one day reach ETs.

by uttam maharjan January 31, 2010

Comic Book

Actions with Captions.

"What are you reading?" "Oh, just a new comic book, aka man porn, that I bought. You know, actions with captions!"

by Lxfactor March 29, 2015