by Em1111 February 17, 2015
The greatest club known to mankind. Those that are fortunate enough to become involved get to participate in regional, statewide, and even national competitions. The mathletes compete against other dorks (yes, we are completely aware that we're dorks) and spend Saturdays with a calculator and pencil as their closest companions. Great friends are made through math club, and there are dire consequences for any negativity regarding this extracurricular. Many math clubs have morning practices, in which the mathletes have a chance to show their devotion by waking up early to do math before school starts.
From "Mean Girls:"
Cady: I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
Regina: No! No, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. DAMN! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
(In reality, Regina has no idea what the true meaning of math club is or mathletes, in this instance)
I am SO excited to wake up at 6 am on a Saturday for math club! (note the lack of sarcasm)
I calculator math club!
Cady: I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
Regina: No! No, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. DAMN! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
(In reality, Regina has no idea what the true meaning of math club is or mathletes, in this instance)
I am SO excited to wake up at 6 am on a Saturday for math club! (note the lack of sarcasm)
I calculator math club!
by Spoons December 31, 2004
A place where three types of people frequent. 1.) Single men, these men are usually scattered throughout the club. The more adventurous ones in the front row. Shy ones towards the back 2.) Creepy old men that wouldn't stand a chance with a corpse. These men usually sit in the back with their eyes fixed on one dancer in a blank stare thinking they will "save" the stripper by the end of the night. 3.) Married men, these guys are unhappy with what they have at home and are looking for some excitement. You can find them scattered throughout the club as well but unlike the single men they usually come with plenty of singles looking for a cheap thrill before they have to return home to their less than sexy wife.
I don't blame John for going to the strip club coming home smelling like dirty vanilla his wife is fat as fuck!
by sarah36 October 17, 2014
A gym found in Alaska where people go to work out. Generally full of (but not limited to) Southside residents and people from the Hillside.
by SouthsideHoney May 01, 2006
"Me, Big Will, Crispy and J Dub were tired of being ignored at the Magic City last night, so we made it rain in the club and the bitches was all over us."
by Pubicon November 03, 2006
1. That girl right there, yeah she's in the flub club.
2. There will be a flub club meeting after school... at McDonald's.
2. There will be a flub club meeting after school... at McDonald's.
by skinnyskank January 08, 2011
Oh, Sams Club is here.
by BeachedBoat September 22, 2020