Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys

Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!

by pissthan January 13, 2018

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 24, 2017

Cereal

Serious

Are you cereal?

by $iddy Boost November 25, 2018

Cereal Spackle

The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.

Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.

by ProfS May 6, 2010

Cereal

Something Kendrick Lamar eats while watching Cartoons

Cartoons and (Cereal!) I ain't felt this (Good since!)
Scrooge McDuck (Here we go!), elementary hood shit

by yopierreyouwannacomeouthere June 18, 2021

Cereal Boxing

An act where a man excessively inseminates a girl and pours crunchy cereal onto the mess, proceeding to eat the mess out of her

"Bro, I just bought these Frosted Flakes so Jessica and I can go cereal boxing tonight!"

by fortnitedancingcatbears July 23, 2022

Cereal Sauce

The white sauce that comes from cows that you put on cereal.

Hey John can you go grab me some cereal sauce at the store we are all out.

by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021