Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018
Get the Couple Beef mug.The secret connection or coupling of a media outlet to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence the public (consumer) to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Media outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. This definition is separate from a media outlet with an open political or opinionated leaning. Clearly marked advertisements are generally separate from the coupled media definition because they are openly marked as advertisements.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
Get the Coupled Media mug.Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.
Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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Him:That couple's massage was great. Her tongue felt great on my shaft as it went in your pussy. Her: yes her tongue licking up my juice while your fucked me was hot.
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“Yo, it’s super obvious that she was about to dump his ass, but then corona hit.”
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