It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:
Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"
Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"
Example 2:
Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???
Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."
Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"
Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"
Example 2:
Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???
Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."
Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
by icecoldmasta January 02, 2009
A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.
by pornstitute August 07, 2023
similar to a normal bussy, a couch bussy is a lazy, alcohol addicted femboy that has doritos, redbull and xbox 360 controllers on stand by as well as a bussy that smells like tony hawk's panties from 2003.
by TheFreshPrinceofToronto August 13, 2021
by Delt one February 06, 2018
Person who spends too much time licking a female's private parts that he/she gets no work done and is consequently failing at work/school. The person doing this would have their chin on the couch.
"That guy is always failing his courses because he spends all of his time licking box. He's a couch chin."
by ioscott February 19, 2009
Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD
Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
by Feralart October 31, 2018
When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
Person 1: Oi lets go dance
Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.
Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.
Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
by confusedalien August 04, 2020