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This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020
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closed

Closed We are closed and I truly appreciate the time shared with my great cousin
Emphasize
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close bob

Opposite of "open bob."
The stereotypical indian or non-native english speaker's way of saying "close your legs," but for boobs.
Meant to entail that you are not interested in boob pics, and/or the female in question is acting like a whore.
Woman: I'm selling topless pics on my onlyfans, you should check it out. I can even send you a few for free if you like what you see.
Indian Man: close bob, woman.
by a dude, probably July 1, 2020
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Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
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Vegas Close

When you are on the street in Vegas and hotel looks close so you start walking and 20 minutes later you are only halfway there.
We're not walking to the Wynn it's Vegas close. Check your phone it's at least a 30 minute walk.
by Sndvl1999 January 20, 2025
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Lauren close

by Debskelly1985 May 27, 2023
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closed circuit slut

Closed circuit slut;
Someone who fucks a handful of people exclusively but haves their own place/independence.
She's been fucking the same 7 guys exclusively since middleschool, talk about a closed circuit slut.
by Alice Underland January 24, 2019
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