Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.
History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.
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She has a helmet chewing attitude.
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She has a helmet chewing attitude.
by Rudrafter June 4, 2010
Get the helmet chewmug. "Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.
Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.
Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.
Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 17, 2018
Get the chewmug. A Caramel Chew is lingo derived in Dallas, Tx for a beautiful slim thick woman who is of caramel complexion.
Guy 1: Damn look at that caramel girl right there. She's perfect I just wanna chew her up.
Guy 2: Hell ya bro. She a Caramel Chew.
Guy 2: Hell ya bro. She a Caramel Chew.
by ChiefMazi March 18, 2019
Get the Caramel Chewmug. When a person indulges too much crystal meth which causes their jaw to involuntarily move resembling the act of trying to get his shoulder into his mouth.
by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020
Get the Chewing on his shouldermug. Slang to insult or mock someone or their belongings. Usually said by the receiver as something that is frowned upon.
Person with Nike shoes: "Bro what are those??" *Pointing at friend's shoes*
Friend with Jordon's: "Maaan I know you're not tryin' to chew!" *Foreshadowing the inevitable*
Friend with Jordon's: "Maaan I know you're not tryin' to chew!" *Foreshadowing the inevitable*
by ardeact February 3, 2022
Get the Chewmug. by Reynolds72 March 18, 2021
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Get the Carlos Chewmug.