Callum

Elin's boyfriend

Person 1: "Hey that's callum"

Person 2: "No. That's Elin's Boyfriend"

by callumharty May 20, 2024

Callum

Also see gigachad. Massive legend. Not afraid to break a neck or two in football. Timewasting expert. Single for life!
Slightly alpha but working on it. A very interesting person as you can tell. BTW he has a footlong!

Callum is a gigachad.
Callum is single but always ready for a good night in

by FanpageofAH September 22, 2022

Callum

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute

Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression

by Issybaeness August 07, 2019

Callum

Absolute king, DBZ fan you has the most incredible toes you'll ever see. If your name starts with a consonant Callum probably doesn't like you (unless your name is kaiden). Callum is awful at dancing and has crushes on girls whos name start with G. Callum is best friends with Euan and Kaiden.

Damn there's callum
He's such an awesome DBZ fan

by Bobby Malone the 3rd August 30, 2022

Callum

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears

Callum is too funny

by If your name is Kieron 🤤 May 21, 2020

Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 05, 2024

Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020