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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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busy-body

Someone who's constantly doing shit and seems to never sleep
"My mom is such a busy-body. She raises 3 kids, goes to PTA meetings, cooks, cleans, and helps with homework all on her own."
by Dallas Helton July 15, 2006
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business edible

when food or drink is spilled on work clothing.
Jim's shirt has enough salsa down the front to make it business edible.
by PogoMojo July 27, 2011
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Business Center

A washroom in a hotel lobby which you use to do your business, rather than stinking up the washroom in your hotel room.
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm heading down to the business center."
by ae_zero October 18, 2023
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business hot

A man or woman who is very good looking, but even more so when dressed in formal business attire.

Bro #1: "Did you see Tiffany from accounting today?"
Bro #2: "Yeah brah, that skirt gave me a business erection"
Broette #1: "For real, she is so business hot, I'd eat that for lunch!"
Bro #1 and 2: "..... <drooling>...."
Bro #1: "Did you see Tiffany from accounting today?"
Bro #2: "Yeah brah, that pantsuit gave me a business erection"
Broette #1: "For real, she is so business hot, I'd eat that for lunch!"
Bro #1 and 2: "..... <drooling>...."
by Jrock126 January 31, 2015
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Jayzus-busy

(Irish) Being occupied to a dizzying degree, having many jayzus-irons in the jayzus-fire.
Don't ask me, Miss Frunkish, I am jayzus-busy at the moment.
by Potomack October 4, 2021
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Frisky Business

An activity not only involving a tangible aspect of danger but also some form of feline.
Should I take home this stray cat to accost it to the ways of civilization, or let it roam free among the unpredictability of the great outdoors? Seems like Frisky Business to me...
by axis.dmt August 1, 2016
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