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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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busy-body

Someone who's constantly doing shit and seems to never sleep
"My mom is such a busy-body. She raises 3 kids, goes to PTA meetings, cooks, cleans, and helps with homework all on her own."
by Dallas Helton July 15, 2006
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Doughnut Business

weird sexual practices that no one really knows if theyre real or not??
dam spammers posting up weird doughnut business stuff
by physiKARL September 2, 2005
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busy weekend

two kids who spend their day looking for the world's most messed up words on urbandictionary.com, while talking about curling.
Matt and Vince were enjoying their BUSY WEEKEND while discussing the curling match.
by Vince Sondey February 21, 2009
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Crack Busy

You are so busy, that you need crack to keep on going at the pace needed.
Kate was crack busy writing material for her comedy sketch show.
by Bob Backinstash December 19, 2008
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Gimme the business

Made popular by Yung Berg, "gimme the business" means to give another person sexual satisfaction so great on a daily basis it seems like it's business as usual.
After a few weeks of dating Taysean he said he wanted to gimme the business.
by ToPmEOff6969 January 17, 2009
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Business Zone

When a person asks a person whom they are attracted to if they want to start dating, and gets turned down, but gets put in the business zone instead of the friend zone. Unlike the friend zone, people in the business zone are hung on to strictly for wealth benefits such as money loans, free stuff, etc.
After weeks of trying to find his courage, Mark finally found it in him to ask Betty out on a date. Betty promptly shot him down, but put him in the business zone, or else Mark would demand his money back, change his netflix password, and stop driving her around. If Mark realizes he's got no further chance with her, he will perform all of the previously mentioned actions. If he still thinks he has a chance, he will endlessly dwell in the business zone, and all his friends will enter a state of pity and empathy.
by the flying sandwich July 10, 2014
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