bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.

I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.

by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008

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douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect

'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back

by adamsgone May 8, 2011

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A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.

Let’s have a fungus bog!

by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025

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Bog

Either someone who is very fast or jumps really high or far / a very athletic person.

He's so bog he managed to jump 7'3 feet and run a 11.07 second 100m dash, this is a new record!

by clvrk March 6, 2020

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Bog water

When you have the best sex of your life then steam comes out.

"That shit was good and all, but what the fuck was up with the 'bog water'?"

by BoominBorscht August 24, 2021

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bog wench

A fat, pale, mall-gothic, unattractive female usually present at metal concerts, Hot Topic, anime conventions and role-playing seminars. Typically outfitted in those stupid goth chain pants and excessive body odor. Also a name for any fat female.

Whoa that Bog Wench gets 2D6 armor saves when she listens to Nightwish!

My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

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