see 'oxymoron'.
contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.
don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.
contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.
don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.
Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.
dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.
Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!
dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.
Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!
by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006
Get the smart blondemug. by J4vvkkkkk August 9, 2022
Get the Strawberry blondemug. Blonde for brains is a phrase used to describe a girl who fits into the ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype. Basically just a basic rich girl with the memory of a goldfish.
by gaycandle7 April 30, 2020
Get the blonde for brainsmug. The blonde white girl at your school with the hollister jeans, every color of converse, failing all her classes, and will do any stupid thing you tell her to do
by Someone somewhere somehow April 18, 2017
Get the Dumb blondemug. by Daniel Liam Dixon March 2, 2020
Get the blonde stickmug. A woman who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, and tries to get you fired from your job with a fat ass.
by 4bx April 6, 2022
Get the Blonde chickmug. A dumb slut with fake blonde hair (usually accompanied with highlights and big luscious curls). She likes to be stereotyped as stupid because even though she knows that blondes are stereo typed as stupid, she does it anyway because she likes people to think that she is stupid.
Her face tends to be of the orange persuasion and must be handled gently or it will rub off on a shirt and you will see the horror beneath it.
The Bleach Blonde can be seen at parties doing keg stands, specifically. She usually fools men into thinking she is good looking by having great hair and wearing lots of make up.
She is not to be mistaken for a natural blonde.
Her face tends to be of the orange persuasion and must be handled gently or it will rub off on a shirt and you will see the horror beneath it.
The Bleach Blonde can be seen at parties doing keg stands, specifically. She usually fools men into thinking she is good looking by having great hair and wearing lots of make up.
She is not to be mistaken for a natural blonde.
-"damn that girl must be hot. She's blonde!"
-"Just wait till she turns around. Don't let the hair fool ya. Shes a Bleach Blonde"
-"Just wait till she turns around. Don't let the hair fool ya. Shes a Bleach Blonde"
by blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 29, 2011
Get the Bleach Blondemug.