Blitch

A girl/woman who abuses the law against a male hitting a females, to hit a guy and get away with it. Most Blitches are normally not that attractive and cannot get a boyfriend.

"Dorothy always punches me and I cant do anything about it!" "Wow, what a Blitch

by Lord Haval October 8, 2010

Blitch

African American lady who is really, really mean.

Black + Bitch= Blitch

Wanda Sykes can act like a real 'Blitch' sometimes. Or, my ex-girlfriend is a real Blitch.

by Drizzle my nizzle-o January 17, 2010

blitch

a really annoying glitch one comes across whilst gaming, comes from glitch bitch

(gamer hits into a tree and goes flying across the map)
gamer: WHAT A BLITCH, FML

by oLi135790264 September 29, 2009

Blithm [Blithms]

Slow returning embarrassing memories/flashbacks from drinking too much the night before

"My hangover is awful and I keep getting cringe-worthy blithms. I'm so embarrassed!"

or "I've just had the worst blithm! Did I really dance on stage and snog the ugly DJ?!"

A Blithm Blithms can happen hours, days, weeks months and, in extreme cases, years after a drunken night.

by Megan Carr November 7, 2008

Blisterfeld

That awkward moment when you and another person try to pass by each other in a small or crowded walking space. You know when you step left and they get in your way, then you step right and they do the same.

Me and my teacher came to a blisterfeld in the halls today..it was awkward...

by AverageGuy December 28, 2009

blisterfeld

that awkward moment when you are trying to pass someone and you both move the same way, then the other way, and procedes to happen a couple of times

I was trying to pass a freshman in the hallway and we got into a blisterfeld.

by shivah December 28, 2009

blisterfeld

(n.) That one awkward moment when you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

I experienced plenty of blisterfeld traveling through the city today.

by flstrawberry December 28, 2009