Blendered

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(

by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022

Blendr

To blend make up

Blendr your face for a smooth finish.

by Jaguargurl June 30, 2022

Blendi

A yass slay girl boss pussy queen that I'm really downbad for

"Blendi step on me)

by Fooxstussy July 1, 2022

Blend a Furry Day

On the 20th of April, (4/20) you can kidnap a furry and shove their little wolf head into a blender. THE WALLS WILL RUN WITH FURRY JUICE.

Billy's head got blended on Blend a Furry Day!

by CharmHatesFurries July 25, 2022

Blender Bonging

The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.

I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.

by Cool Beans McBain September 24, 2022

Blendon

A beautiful guy with a big booty

You're so Blendon

by caprettablu October 18, 2022

Blenderista

Person who makes smoothie

I am a blenderista at a restaurant.

by TLLT November 3, 2022