A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".
"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."
by lenoz January 22, 2014
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ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official
hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.
by applebottomjeans2 October 15, 2020
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You've been danked!

The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the

prankster.
Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't

the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."

YOU'VE BEEN DANKED

Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!

Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!

Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!

A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!

Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!

Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!

Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!

Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
by You've been danked! June 2, 2018
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been around the world

Promiscuous to the most extreme degree imaginable. Much worse than been around the block and the subsequently stronger been around town and been around the country.
Person 1: That slut hasn't just been around the block; she's fucking been around the world!

Person 2: And with all the STDs she must be carrying, it's no surprise she still can't find her baby!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 13, 2023
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You’ve been JHed

A person you were once dating before they went to jh ranch but they have now broken up with you because you are not a fatso.
I had a girlfriend but I jhed her-Angelo (insert lie)
You’ve been JHed
by Broebfn August 3, 2022
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