beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015

bearinger

A person who is gay but just a little so they aren't considered gay kind of like your uncle rick when he has a couple beers in him at the Christmas party for the family

BOY 1- So how was your date last night?
BOY 2- Great, she invited another girl over, she is such a bearinger
BOY 2- Awsome.

by 450yzracer January 26, 2016

beaning

Complete and udder domination, beaning is win one side or person has destroyed his or hers opposition, there have been many beaners over the years, Napoleon was a top beaner, as was George washington, Ice T was indeed a top beaner, the most recent beaner being "string bean" also known as "the alpha bean"

"fam your getting beaned on"
"were totatally beaning the bad memers"
"fam were so about to bean them"

by STRING BEEAAN April 25, 2016

beaning

"beaning" refers to a pulsating clit which one experiences when having an emotional breakdown or a momentary lapse of harshness.

Yo Jim you're beaning right now.

by the big blood March 6, 2017

Blamingo

A men of intelligence with a bigger and larger dick then any men on the planet of ROBLOXia. Blamingo is known to be a very brave and true Arvorian and gang gangs himself to life success

"Blamingo is a fucking genius"

by Hailyourmother November 28, 2016

Beaning

To try to engage in sexual activity, to spit game, to have sex.

He went to her house last night? Beaning!

by Katenicks March 11, 2017