awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent

when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun

by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

Awkward Daps

When you attempt to give someone a handshake and it turns into a disaster. Usually, Awkward Daps results in a three finger embrace, a dead fish hand (from either party), or a mixture of a pound and a handshake put together.

Dude, when I was leaving the party John tried to give me Daps while I went for the handshake. I met him somewhere in between; Gave him awkward Daps and called it a night.

by Rookieoftheyear May 13, 2011

Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 27, 2012

awkward convo

conversations over texts that consists a lot of the 😂 emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4life😂" "haha sameeee😂" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about

person 1: heeyyyy you were texting Jake?(;
person 2: yeah but it was just like awkward convos

by Not Putting My Real Name May 14, 2016

Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst

Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."

by Cold_One_With_The_Bois May 25, 2018

awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

by awkpel November 8, 2011