Awkward-Titson

A woman that always finds herself in extremely awkward situations.

Wow that person likes to 3rd wheel for fun they are an awkward-Titson

by abcdefghijklmnopenis January 22, 2015

Awkward Daps

When you attempt to give someone a handshake and it turns into a disaster. Usually, Awkward Daps results in a three finger embrace, a dead fish hand (from either party), or a mixture of a pound and a handshake put together.

Dude, when I was leaving the party John tried to give me Daps while I went for the handshake. I met him somewhere in between; Gave him awkward Daps and called it a night.

by Rookieoftheyear April 22, 2011

Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 28, 2012

Awkward slurp

The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...

Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...

Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out

Brody. I know man im all over it tonight

Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven

Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..

.......awkward silence.......

Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)

by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011

Awkward 90

As awkward as a pair of 90 year olds with partial dementia

Dude, I'm gonna see her after ages. Hope it won't be awkward 90.

by Daayan October 13, 2021

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle March 07, 2012