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Alaskan Geyser

Filling a person(s) butthole with boiling water and then having them emitting the water from their asshole spraying your face and melting off the outer layer of skin.
Man i cant wait for my skin to grow back from the Alaskan Geyser Morgan Freeman gave me last night.
by Geyser Finder March 6, 2011
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Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose

During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.
Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!
by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 15, 2011
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Atascadero State Hospital

ASH is located on the California Central Coast. It's the largest free standing forensic mental hospital in the world. It house several prison and civil committemnts including PC-1370 (incompetent to stand trial) , MDO, Mentally Disordered Offender, PC-1026 (Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity), and WIC-6600 (Sexually Violent Predators). There's a funny but insightful book called 'The Sweet Smell of ASH in the Morning' if you curious and have a good sense of humor. Although I've seen it and wouldn't let kids read it!
Dude, You need to be locked up in Atascadero State Hospital or something.
by John the Goofball June 27, 2008
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Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011
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Alaskan Walrus

Shoot your load into the girls mouth pinch her lips and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out like two tusks
Last night i gave Katrina the Alaskan Walrus she was pissed
by Rosscopicotrain January 8, 2009
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Alaskan Mouthpiece

When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
I gave my girl and alaskan mouthpiece last night!
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
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Alaskan Mudpie

I just had amazing Alaskan Mudpie after sex with my boyfriend.
by Gumdroppp19 March 19, 2014
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