Ask the cow!

The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.

I don’t fucking know man! Ask the cow!

by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024

National ask a guy out day

Come on girls don’t be such cowards

Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day

Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

ask pregnant sans

For when questions need answering.

If you have a question, ask pregnant sans on Tumblr.

by I_love_feet March 02, 2022

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

Ask a American day

Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do

Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June

American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day

American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it

by The realistic June 04, 2022

National ask your crush out

On September 5th ask out your crush and its okay if they rejects you

National ask your crush out day on September 5th

by Dkfjfnfb September 05, 2021