Wet Cheese

The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.

Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.

by kenjatime May 05, 2020

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 05, 2009

Wet Towel

Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

OR

The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.

Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"

by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013

Wet Wompy

The act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse, rubbing the semen on your testicles, and prodceding to tea bag your partner.

Bob gave his mother a wet wompy last night

by Pwn-Star September 29, 2006

wet wampa

When the smell emanating from the toilet after a diarrheal discharge causes one to thrash their arms about in a fan-like motion, similar to the movements of the wampa featured in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

P.F. Changs gave me such a bad wet wampa that I tore my rotator cuff.

by CMac01 December 29, 2009

Wet Cigarette

An Alternative Boy who is super skinny, and looks dead inside. Usually, with dark hair and light translucent skin. Many girls, mostly on TikTok, find them very attractive.

"Timothee Chalamet and Pete Davidson are so hot."
You're definitely into Wet Cigarettes.

by blurgie December 25, 2021

chatting wet

To lie. stems from anciant chavsilvanian.

Pete: i once shagged Booby McBoob
Gavin: you is chatting wet blud

by DazCorp February 28, 2005