The Baker

The Baker is oral sex performed by an extremely desperate female to a morbidly obese male wherein sour skittles are inserted into the urethra and urinated into the mouth.

I did the Baker to mark last night

by Under Writer Bob March 26, 2025

Haley baker

A Haley baker is a amazing and Inspiring person she has her ups and downs and is usually a blonde head if u see her try give her a chance she is amazing she usually gets all the boys attention when she comes through but a kendall, and more names seem to get her attention more and she does have a bad side but try not to get on it if u ever get a haley baker hold her tight and never let go she is a real one!!😍❤️

“You see Haley baker”

“Yea she is fine as usual”
“Well I heard she was dating a kendall”

He is lucky”

by Jake albans April 12, 2019

Ohio Baker

even saying this word destroys multiverses, its very powerful.

he is a Ohio Baker

by MarsmarsianE July 8, 2023

baker

The adverb version of baking

He's such a baker.....

by TheMakerOfTreesInIndonesia543 March 25, 2024

Chris Baker

Our first night was perfect. We watched my favorite movie. We talked in your car forever. You took me to my favorite place. You kissed me there. You took me to the beach at night. And then we went back to my place and you left at 6am. Everything was perfect that night. I wish it stayed that way but it didnt. You put on a show for me that night then I put on one for you. I tested you to see how you would treat me if I had nothing and you left a hole in my heart where I tattooed the memories I had of you.

Chris baker I loved you but you used me

by Josd1999 November 22, 2019

Arthur baker

Owner of the game bloxd.io
quite well known site for free minecraft. Related to Jeffrey epstein.

Person 1:"Have you heard of bloxd.io?"

Person 2: "Yeah its made by Arthur baker!"

by Eopspre December 29, 2023

Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.

Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021