elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid

by pufflerdude January 3, 2023

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

Pickle Jarring

The act of multiple men inserting their genitals in a pickle jar.

Kyle: I got a new jar last night get all the boys over here right now.

Stan: This pickle jarring sesh is about to be brazy

by Zgod9 January 17, 2024

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

jar jumpers

Whores who hook up with the meth cook when the cook their with runs out of dope

Fucking with these jar jumpers will make you go broke!!!!

by Jrocafella6912 December 26, 2018

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

Swamp jar

Swamp jar. It's a jar of swamp. Fill a jar with swamp water.

Borald: Yo bro, how's the swamp jar going?
Joward: wrigglin and jigglin my dude

by Borald January 4, 2023