Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

glizzy overshield

a magnum condom

i need some glizzy overshields.

by anxietyslie March 21, 2024

Hairy Glizzy

Can give you rug burn.

Sidney got rug burn from a hairy glizzy.

by Glizzy Glutton May 20, 2021

glizzy camo

anything less than a magnum condom

i need a glizzy camo.

by anxietyslie March 21, 2024

genghis glizzy

A person who has derived from Genghis Khan probably had one of their ancestors dicked down by the Genghis Glizzy. And knowing that 1 in 200 men derive from the chromosome of Genghis, you most likely came from the Genghis Glizzy yourself.

Mike: "Did you know Genghis Khan had a shit ton of children?"
John: "Would that mean we came from the Genghis Glizzy?"
Mike: "WTF are you talking about?"

by DoctorDont March 02, 2022