chinese baseball

1. Cutting in line, a sport in Asia. 2. China's national pastime

Chinese people will take every opportunity to cut in line unless you ride the ass of the person in front of you. Generally seen as China's national pastime, the behavior is affectionately referred to by outsiders as Chinese baseball. "Look at that fool steal second"

by Zornix November 10, 2011

chinese enama

A "chinese enama" is when you are preforming anal sex and pee in there ass for a great sensation.

A chinese enama is when you get bonned in th ass

by TJKKk666 May 26, 2008

Chinese Burn

Putting both hands on a cock and twisting in opposite directions.

She was sucking me off when I farted, so she gave me a chinese burn. I haven't been able to piss right for a week.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

chinese meatball

A chinese meatball is when, during foreplay, the man takes out a small knife and whittles his bell-end until it is sharp and pointy. He then uses it to poke out the eyes of his partner. The next step is for the man to cut out his own testes, and put them in the eyesockets of his partner.

Terrence: Hey man! Look at that rooster over there!
Jill: Sorry, Samuel gave me a Chinese Meatball, my eyes are testicals.

by Chud April 19, 2005

chinese food

One of the few things China got right.

Person A: Going to get chinese food!
Person B: Oh my god! I'm so going
Person A: But I have like never talked to you since we were 4.
Person B: Shut the fuck up! We can talk when we get there.

by lalalayo July 3, 2009

chinese foo

chinese FOOD said by a chinese person

You oda chinese foo!?

by yo May 4, 2004

chinese taco

eating duck sauce from a pussy

i had the best chinese taco last night

by mustangman April 29, 2005