Callum

Dork who doesn't shut up about watches and cars i swear

Callum: hey look at this car
"I don't fucking care"

by Majoea March 25, 2023

Callum

An asshole

stop bein such a callum!

by yeetus _the _fetus_ 12345 February 3, 2020

Callum

Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis

Callum is a gay homophobic like your mom

by callum is a jerk November 2, 2021

Callum Owens

Means you're wellgate scum

Eww is that Callum Owens from wellgate

by ryanjono13 August 22, 2022

Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020

Callum morris

Callum morris is a nice and fit guy. Opinions do change when asking different people though.

"Callum morris is fit and so nice" -Ben the fatty

"Callum morris is not nice. HE TOUCHED ME WITHOUT CONSENT" - Louisa

by Kyle(cheesyturd1611) July 11, 2022

Callum

The most amazing gay person you'll ever meet. He is sweet and kind but has the ability to be a right asshole sometimes. Really sensitive, especially when it comes to Fortnite and coming out. Loves to take it in the backdoor.

Callum is one of the good types of gay people.

by JammyDodger21 October 9, 2022