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Boat Mom

Noun: Drunken Soccer Moms' that drink Coronas at your local Tiki Bar.

See also: Soccer Moms'
Yo, some Boat Mom just asked for the connect to my plug.
by Fookintyeluh August 5, 2017
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boat dollar

Friend: How much did that new mainsail cost?

Boat owner: About 10 boat dollars.
by rngrvrclsc June 3, 2018
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Throwing boats

The act of picking up canoes, kayaks, rafts, etc and moving them to the starting location or from the end location for a boating business or personal use. Boats are typically carried over your head and should be done by one person unless you are a weak and lazy human.
Brian and Trevor are the best at throwing boats on the Deleware River.
by Brit in Merica July 27, 2016
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steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.
"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"
by Racial_slut January 26, 2018
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friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.
"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"
by skot9000 January 23, 2013
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roach boat

After smoking a blunt down to a roach. Then burn a hole in a water bottle to use it as a bowl/bong
Person 1:Dude lets make a roach boat
person 2: yeeaa lets do it everyone knows roach boats get u stoned
by lil mogil October 12, 2013
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Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.
Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.
by Beedubbz June 15, 2011
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