Night stalking

The act of observing into homes and passively watching the people who live there with no criminal intent, usually in the middle of the night.

Tommy was out last night, probably night stalking the neighborhoods

by Bredsterk August 28, 2022

freedom stalking

The act of rejoicing in seeing freedoms taken away from people who have opposing views.

Classic example of freedom stalking:
Did you see that guy get arrested for accusing that black guy for stealing?
Woah that's messed up bro. Why you gotta say he's black and stealing?
Well he's stealing and he's black, so... why arrest the guy reporting it?

by dEdzilla July 30, 2023

Stalking

Oh!? Really!?

Hym "If you see someone stalking you have to report it? Since when? I haven't deen anyone do that. All I've seen are deliberate and petty attempts at 'hoisting me on my own petard' for something I didn't intend to do and I stopped doing and then a perpetual doubling down on the assertion that you now get to lay claim to anything I produce and both a cover up of sexual impropriety and a refusal to acknowledge the active stalking and harassment that has been happening for years AND going as far as to participate in the stalking while alluding to the fact that you are doing it. Key participants include Emma Vigeland, Chris Williamson, Jordan Peterson, and the list goes on. But apparently you have to report it. So that's good. I won't have to murder any kids."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024

Swastika stalking

When you're out walking and someone has a visible total of four pocket knives on them. Especially the folding knife types. Swastika stalking is called that because four folding knives folds up halfway between open and closed to make a actual swastika double Cross, it implies but doesn't require the swastika stalker to be expecting their knives are going to get full very dull if they've brought four knives. Usually a knife is carried by itself or in pairs depending on the manufacturing process. The swastika stalker is essentially bringing the world's simplest p.d.w.

"Look over there next to the kegs over there, that guys swastika stalking. Let's go I think that guy could single handedly take the city if they walk quietly. I mean it lets go"

by Cody5050 September 29, 2021

Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.

"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games

by myhandleismyhandleismyhandleis May 22, 2019

the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Half Stalking

A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.

In High School

Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.

Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.

Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...

by Sir Flux September 28, 2009