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Garbage Trade

A fair trade in fantasy football where the receiver of the offer is afraid of change and needs an excuse to get out of it.
Alex would have gotten Dak Prescott AND Alshon Jeffrey, but he turned it down and called it a garbage trade because he didn't know exactly how well they'd do for the rest of the season.
by JackLovesHappyHour September 26, 2018
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blockbuster trade

you're about to receive possibly the worst trade known to man in fantasy football
"Liam I just sent you a blockbuster trade!"
by jecoch08 September 21, 2022
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Triangle Trade

The act of taking a hit from a bong and passing it person to person in a group of three as to form a triangle (not gay)
"dude let's do the triangle trade."

"Last night me and the homies did the triangle trade"
by Skullfacev September 7, 2019
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Fidget Traded

Trading a penis for a vagina, or vice versa.
Bradson:" Bro, Johnaquin! You'll never guess what I did last night to this hot chick last night! "
Johnaquin:" Whatd you do bro? "
Bradson:" I **Fidget Traded** with that chick and now I have a vagina!! "
by ikissmen December 27, 2022
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Trade

1. Slang British word for sex

2. The name given by homosexual men, for the guy you bring home for sex after you leave the club/bar

3. A notorious 1980's / 90's homosexual Saturday night, Sunday morning club in London
Hey, who's that bit of trade you've brought back?
by And. July 19, 2018
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Trade

Trading is when some one wants you to send nudes and the other person will send nudes back
Hey do you trade ?

I just traded with the hottest boy
by Dinoshits August 30, 2020
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a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.

To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.

doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.

in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.

remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
examples:

Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.

Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
by WZRD.F November 25, 2024
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