Seriously, who in the fucking world decides to see a street dog, and proceeds to think that he/she want to have the devil's tango with it, like seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you. You are one pretentious human being, I don't even know if you think like a human in the first place. I hope you die and go to hell, heck even Satan doesn't want your fat ass to be burned, cause you are fucking useless
Hey bro, I got something to say
Yeh bro, what?
I am... a zoophile
...
What?

Go fuck yourself.
by Xronical March 8, 2022
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People(not rlly) who has no attraction to humans, just animals. They should rot in hell. All they could do is see a animal and they think its hot

(if you're a zoophile go kys and rot in hell you bastard)
Dude:"Yo dude i think im a zoophile, i banged my horse last night"
Dude2:"You sick fuck go kys, you have no humanity in you"
by softxq February 27, 2022
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Zoo a public menagerie of animals.
Phile= Love for

A Zoophilliac or Zoophile is somebody who must love visiting the Zoo.
SHUT UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! A ZOOPHILE IS SOMEONE WHO LOVES VISITING A ZOO
by Fstein February 23, 2010
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A Zoophile is a fucking insane person that deserves to be stabbed
Zoophile’s are basically a sick fuck who has sexual relationships with FUCKING ANIMALS
I know it’s normal to love animals BUT IN A SEXUAL WAY?!GO TO HELL!
Person 1:hey dad..I’m a Zoophile
Person 2:GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS HOUSE YOU DISGRACE!!!
by AubreyRoach-uwu February 20, 2022
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A zoophile is someone probably a failed abortion and also adopted and they make satin or whatever god or devil rules the underworld look like a lovely nice caring compassionate and overall a genuinely nice and good god and yes I mean the ruler of the underworld
teenager: mom dad I’m bisexual

Mom and dad: it’s ok we support you’re every decision you make
Teenager: oh I’m also a zoophile

Mom and dad: you’re real mother told us to tell you you’re a failed abortion and you’re adopted
by Zoo killer June 1, 2022
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An bitch who thinks that thinks that they have rights and wants to be in lgbtq+ community but doesn't deserve too
"your a zoophile" "yeah why"

"*grabs The German FG42 automatic rifle*"
by Somethinaa April 4, 2023
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A person that is romantically, sexually, or both attracted to animals. Someone who is NOT in the lgbtq+ community because zoophilia is just a special way to say animal fiddler.
John - Yo dude, did you hear May was a zoophile?
Dude - A zoophile is a animal fiddler right? If so, I feel bad for her pet kitty..
John - SHE HAS A PET? I’ll be right back, I need to get her kitty and burn her house down.
by MayhemHour June 19, 2023
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