ZOMG

ZOMG is neither an acronym nor a word; it is an entity. ZOMG is a mythological figure who wields a sword tainted with the blood of emo kids.
Bill: Jesus Christ! That ZOMG just stabbed the lead singer of My Chemical Romance in the eye!
Bob: You're right! and now the bassist is crying!
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ZOMG

"A Zombie is coming to eat my brains out!"
"ZOMG!"
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zomg

OMG, but in zombie form
him: OMFG
her: ?
him: A zombie bit me, l337!
her: lol
him: ZOMG
her: kekekeke
by joh3n January 27, 2005
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ZOMG

A variant of OMG but a little stronger and louder.
Guy1: ZOMG i totly pwned u!
Guy2 Watz ZOMG evn meen?
Guy1: Itz like teh OMG to teh third powwa
Guy2" Dont u meen cubed?
Guy1: No man i mean to teh third powwa
by Jpaq May 5, 2008
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ZOMG

ZOMG is used either as:

1. Making fun of people who say OMG and LOL.

2. Over-excitement

ZOMG originated as a typo of OMGZ (Oh my Godz) being said too fast and having the Z be put first.
1. ZOMG YOU GUYS! THIS PLACE IS UBER GAY!

2. ZOMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneonneonee
by Christomatic October 22, 2006
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ZOMG

I use ZOMG in my pick-up truck.

"ZOMG" is a meaningless name likely derived from the acronym for one of the volatile organic compounds used in the fuel additive's formulation.

Add two ounces of ZOMG for every gallon of gas your vehicle holds in its tank.

Add when the gas level is a 1/4 tank or less then fill the tank full.

Drive normally and ZOMG cleans fuel injectors and assists in removing carbon deposits on valves, etc.

Use every 10,000 or so miles driven.
My truck has gone 9,344 miles since I last added ZOMG.

I will add a treatment right before I fill the tank.
by Obbop July 2, 2012
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ZOMG

is an acronym for Zelda! Oh My God! It originated from the video game when Zelda would do something either of great importance or of great stupidity. It is now used in daily diction when something epic or terrible happens.
ZOMG! Chasen got kicked out of the liquor store trying to buy a 4 Loko.
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