Zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

* Brian bites into a squishy pickle *
"Zjierb"
* feels zjierbness *

by Cattolegato February 16, 2021

Zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

I feel z j i e r b n e s s

(z j i e r b n e s s is an acceptable alternative spelling of Zjierbness)

by ExtraE113 February 15, 2021

Zjierb

A feeling that is not disappointing nor anger, nor disgust. But is instead an entirely unique feeling only felt when biting into a pickle that is squishier than the consumer expected it to be. And is not negative nor positive. A universal feeling.
Most famously used by a man named Brian David Gilbert.
Common side effects include going to Zjierb.com

"That pickle was squishy, why, how Zjierb.:
"You mean that feeling you have when you bite into an unexpectedly squishy pickle?"
"Yeah."

by CasterMonk February 15, 2021

Zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

I feel zjierb

by HighVoltageRat February 16, 2021

Zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

What is this feeling I'm feeling now?
That's just zjierbness.

by comedy-of-errors February 15, 2021

Zjierb

The feeling when you expect a certain result, but instead get a slightly different one which you are not sure on whether it is more satisfying or disappointing. The uncertainty compels one to sing and/or dance about it.

That pickle was squishier than I thought it was gonna be. I feel zjierb.

by ZTBT February 15, 2021

Zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s not as crunchy as you expected.

“I feel... Zjierb.”

by SunnySylveon February 16, 2021