A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023
Get the Zest Kingmug. by Hdjjfj April 19, 2018
Get the zest godmug. Louise zest is where your room fills with moths and spiders and there is a lemony zest aroma in the air. And then a ghostly woman with dark eyes and a pale body will haunt you and just lookin at her will make you fret
Shannon : yooo dude I got “louise zested yesterday
Henry : woah I was just banging my chick last night thankgod it didn’t happen to me
Henry : woah I was just banging my chick last night thankgod it didn’t happen to me
by Tamsin lidd August 16, 2019
Get the Louise zestmug. An individual who is exceedingly exceptional in the art of playing the lute. The Zest-king is typically territorial and challenges everyone he sees to a lute-playing competition. If the Zest-king is beaten in this challenge, he will lose his mantle of Zest-king, and his opponent will be granted it.
Yeah man, I was chillin with my friends, messing around and playin the lute for fun, when the fucking Zest-king pulled up! That guy was fucking insane at playing the lute.
by TWIG TWIG TWIG December 22, 2022
Get the Zest-kingmug. When one decides this Sunday afternoon is glorious enough for a jog, and in ones haste to pursue this thought, overlooks the necessity of a Brassiere, chaffing can often occur. When such chaffing transpires, one is left with sore and flaky areoli. The dry skin of the flaky areoli IS the Nipple Zest.....some say the zest of the nipple. Either way it hurts like a mother bitch. The moral of this story is ALWAYS wear a Bra on a Sunday afternoon.
Instructions on Sports Bra
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'
John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'
John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'
by A. Delirious - Student April 24, 2008
Get the Nipple Zestmug. by sugargirrl420 July 5, 2016
Get the sexual zestmug. by Lemmondaddy June 29, 2015
Get the lemon zestmug.