yestermer

Canadian term for yesterday when referring to a Wednesday in Oregon, OH

Yestermer we discussed some changes.

by midagegeek July 20, 2017

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happy yesterbirthday

This is said when you forgot to tell a person happy birthday, and only remember the day after.

Bill: I had a great birthday yesterday...
Fred: Shit! Happy Yesterbirthday!
Bill: Yeh...thanks.

by nFuriate May 10, 2008

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–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.

Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.

by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007

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yesterday

When someone tries to make their incompetence your problem by demanding the impossible. When asked when they need something done they respond with "yesterday." This response generally baffles the questioner because it is impossible, inconsiderate, annoying, pompous, and lame.

Bill: When do you need this project finished?
Steve: (matter of factly) Yesterday.
Bill: (thinking) What a lazy, pompous, piece of sh*t a-hole.

by dalaillama April 15, 2010

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yestertech

Outdated technology which was more popular in yesteryear.

Anybody with any sense refuses to buy American cars because they are always full of yestertech.

by PelotonKing July 21, 2008

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Yesterfarts

The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.

You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"

Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"

You: "No"

Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"

You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."

by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010

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