Yarn Barn

The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.

When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.

by Norwegian Huckleberry April 18, 2020

yarn diet

When a crafter is financially broke and cannot afford to buy more yarn.

Until I pay off all of my bills I have to go on a yarn diet. This sucks because I saw some really yummy yarn on sale.

by yarnchick August 19, 2012

adventure yarn

damn near lamest phrase I have ever had the displeasure to come across...

lamer1: This book is a wondrously enlightening adventure yarn.

by #38478 September 05, 2006

Yarn Ball

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

by Evil October 19, 2003

Yarn balls

When a cat starts to snuggle and you start to feel all warm, cuddly and loved, they suddenly hop away for no apparent reason, leaving you feeling cold and used.

My cat left me with yarn balls this morning, and it hurt.

by Crocro June 30, 2013

absolute yarn

Anyone called Matt

I met this bloke called Matt the other day, u have never heard so much absolute yarn in my life

by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020

Yarn junkie

A person who plays with yarn to the point of questionably high level superseding all other activities. Usually a Knitter, Crocheter, Spinner, Dyer, Weaver or other Wool enthusiast. Yes, they are addicted. No, there is no 12-step program due to lack of interest in quitting.

She knit 12 pairs of socks this month AND bought more yarn because she is a total yarn junkie! Can't help herself!

by BeachBumKnitter September 13, 2017